This is a conversation with some kid that just radomly talked to me for some reason....it's weird, and funny at the same time.

failtobreathe85: if you're always the one that gets left out then why try to get included?
SuperScort3000: Who is this?
failtobreathe85: the result of boredom gone wrong
failtobreathe85: who are you?
SuperScort3000: Some dude that you don't know?
SuperScort3000: That's trying to study for a huge mid-term tomorrow.
failtobreathe85: huge?
failtobreathe85: like
failtobreathe85: how huge?
SuperScort3000: Like 30% of my grade for the semester.
failtobreathe85: what class?
SuperScort3000: Western Civ.
failtobreathe85: western civ?....hmmm, as in like....western hemisphere civilization?
SuperScort3000: Yes.
failtobreathe85: that should be so easy
SuperScort3000: Why's taht?
failtobreathe85: it's basically a history class, isn't it?
SuperScort3000: Yes.
SuperScort3000: And your point being...?
SuperScort3000: a/s/l?
failtobreathe85: history's easy, man...
SuperScort3000: Well you don't realize that you're talking ot someone stupid then.
failtobreathe85: 16.m.montana...
failtobreathe85: or one who lacks self-confidence
failtobreathe85: one of the two
SuperScort3000: Or both.
SuperScort3000: If it's so easy then what are the reasons for the collapse of the Roman empire, and the Greek empire?
SuperScort3000: That's the main thing that I"m trying to work on.
failtobreathe85: roman empire was brought down because the Bishop of Rome and emperor Constantine each wanted to control the empire. they split into two halfs, and the western side was conquered by the germanic tribes.
failtobreathe85: the eastern side never really was conquered, they just kinda slowly fizzled out into the Byzantine Empire
SuperScort3000: Umm....no.
SuperScort3000: My books here say something totally different.
failtobreathe85: alrighty, what does it say?
SuperScort3000: Like the social breakdown, political breakdown, and cultural breakdown.
SuperScort3000: Like in the hundred's b.c.
failtobreathe85: the slow degredation toward the final result....
failtobreathe85: which was serparation and ultimately the end of the roman empire
failtobreathe85: western civilization just gives more detailed version of what i said
SuperScort3000: Damn...you are smard.
SuperScort3000: smart.
SuperScort3000: Basically...
SuperScort3000: But the detailed part is what I need.
failtobreathe85: yep, lol. that's the sucky part of tests.
failtobreathe85: short versions are great, but details are what they want.
SuperScort3000: Yes, so basically you were no help at all.
SuperScort3000: lol
failtobreathe85: true, true
SuperScort3000: No offense though.
failtobreathe85: none taken
SuperScort3000: Thats' good.
failtobreathe85: always
failtobreathe85: i love history....i just give short versions rather than details...takes less time, lol
SuperScort3000: Yeah...well my professor is a dickhole, and he grades really hard.
SuperScort3000: And he's some old fuck that knows everything so he expects the class to know it all.
failtobreathe85: lol, i know how that goes
failtobreathe85: it sucks
SuperScort3000: Yes it does.
failtobreathe85: well, have fun studying, dude!
failtobreathe85: good luck with your exam!
SuperScort3000: :-.
SuperScort3000: Thanks.





And this is one with me and my crazy souther friend Jenny.

SuperScort3000: Are you still with us?
SuperScort3000: that's what I thought.
HunnyBunny7340: i feel like an orphan
SuperScort3000: hehe
HunnyBunny7340: wut u doin
SuperScort3000: Sitting here rotting my eyes from starting at the monitor while I daydream.
HunnyBunny7340: hahaa
SuperScort3000: And I wasn't lying the least bit either.
HunnyBunny7340: rottin my eyes?
SuperScort3000: Yeah...staring at that screen can't be good for them...
HunnyBunny7340: lol
HunnyBunny7340: crazy
HunnyBunny7340: whats your middle name?
SuperScort3000: Jayh.
SuperScort3000: Jay*
HunnyBunny7340: really?
SuperScort3000: Yeah...why?
HunnyBunny7340: so next time we have another crazy convo... and your gettin outa line, i can "MIDDLE NAME YA" .. and i automatically win
SuperScort3000: hahahahhaha
SuperScort3000: That's the funniest thing I"ve heard all day.
SuperScort3000: "middle name ya"
SuperScort3000: lol
HunnyBunny7340: WHAT?!
SuperScort3000: haha
HunnyBunny7340: u pickin on me?!
SuperScort3000: I've never heard it put like that before.
SuperScort3000: It's funny.
HunnyBunny7340: how else can you put it?
SuperScort3000: Just the way you people talk.
HunnyBunny7340: i dont understand!
HunnyBunny7340: ahhhhh
SuperScort3000: "I'm gunna middle name ya" "I joked on you"
HunnyBunny7340: you dont say that?
SuperScort3000: lol
SuperScort3000: No.
HunnyBunny7340: why not?
SuperScort3000: I'm still laughing about that.
SuperScort3000: lol
SuperScort3000: That's funny as shit.
HunnyBunny7340: what do you say if somebody is teasing you?
SuperScort3000: I guess it's a southern thing.
HunnyBunny7340: "they joke on you"
SuperScort3000: I say their teasing me.
SuperScort3000: hahaha
SuperScort3000: "They joke on you"
SuperScort3000: lol
SuperScort3000: They made a joke about me.....
HunnyBunny7340: i guess its a term used for ppl who dont live under a ROCK
HunnyBunny7340: hahah
HunnyBunny7340: .......... hmmm
HunnyBunny7340: haha
SuperScort3000: :-D
SuperScort3000: You're funny.
HunnyBunny7340: i do what i can
SuperScort3000: lol
SuperScort3000: I've noticed.
SuperScort3000: hehe
HunnyBunny7340: anything elsefunny that we say
SuperScort3000: I dunno...what do you say?
SuperScort3000: Give me some funny saying that don't make any sence.
SuperScort3000: Do you say stuff like "that don't make no sense?"
HunnyBunny7340: no, thats how yall talk up norht, with ur double negatives and shit
HunnyBunny7340: lol
SuperScort3000: Not really....have you ever seen "O'brother Where Art Thou?"
HunnyBunny7340: no
HunnyBunny7340: well.. like bits and pieces
SuperScort3000: Well mabey you should.
HunnyBunny7340: and that was set wayway way in the past
SuperScort3000: It's a funny movie to see how you people's live.
HunnyBunny7340: not now
HunnyBunny7340: you ever seen FARGO?
SuperScort3000: I know...but you guys haven't evolved at all.
SuperScort3000: Yes.
HunnyBunny7340: hahah
HunnyBunny7340: heeey!
HunnyBunny7340: not kool
SuperScort3000: That's funny shit....that's Minnesota people though.
SuperScort3000: hehe
HunnyBunny7340: same thing!
HunnyBunny7340: no difference
SuperScort3000: Yeah there is....Fargo is like the WAY up north Minnesota people.
HunnyBunny7340: and the difference is.....
SuperScort3000: I'm not WAY up nortyh.
SuperScort3000: north*
HunnyBunny7340: u are more up north than i am
HunnyBunny7340: lol
HunnyBunny7340: and thats not a difference
SuperScort3000: Yeah...but not as far up north as the people act like in Fargo.
HunnyBunny7340: okay, thats like saying... the difference between these 2 identical beans is that one is on the left and one is on the right
SuperScort3000: And yo'ure not amking any sense.
HunnyBunny7340: what doesnt make sense?!
SuperScort3000: You're comparing me to a bean...
HunnyBunny7340: hahaha yeah
HunnyBunny7340: so...
HunnyBunny7340: point being?
SuperScort3000: I'm gunna compare you to a coconut then.
HunnyBunny7340: *point bean*
SuperScort3000: ha
SuperScort3000: Soooooooooooooooooo funny.
HunnyBunny7340: i like my puns -- they r witty
SuperScort3000: Oh oh....get this one!!!!!!!!!!!
HunnyBunny7340: no, b/c coconuts are in the tropics
SuperScort3000: And you're a human bean.
SuperScort3000: hahahahahahah
SuperScort3000: *by the way I was being sarcastic.
HunnyBunny7340: ljfdlkjdflkdfa
HunnyBunny7340: i was BEAN sarcastic!
HunnyBunny7340: hahahaha
HunnyBunny7340: lmao
HunnyBunny7340: hhahaha
SuperScort3000: Can we stop that nwo?
SuperScort3000: now*
HunnyBunny7340: no... why is it BEAN annoying
HunnyBunny7340: haha
HunnyBunny7340: lmao
SuperScort3000: 0_o
HunnyBunny7340: hahaha
SuperScort3000: You're lame.
SuperScort3000: lol
HunnyBunny7340: ahhh ... not as lame as you are bean!
HunnyBunny7340: hahah
SuperScort3000: No...only like 10 times lamer.
HunnyBunny7340: ahh RANDALL JAY SHELDON
SuperScort3000: Oh my god...you middle named me.
SuperScort3000: lol
SuperScort3000: lmao.
HunnyBunny7340: yes i did
SuperScort3000: haha
HunnyBunny7340: geez lueez our convos are always soo funy
SuperScort3000: I know...
HunnyBunny7340: we should publish a book a/b them
SuperScort3000: That' cause you're so weird.
SuperScort3000: lol
HunnyBunny7340: make a million dollarz
SuperScort3000: I know...we shoudl.
HunnyBunny7340: no... MR. BEAN
SuperScort3000: should*
HunnyBunny7340: hahaha
HunnyBunny7340: im gonna call u beenz from now on
SuperScort3000: You have said the funniest thing I've heard all day, and now you've said the dumbest thing I've heard all day.
SuperScort3000: lol
HunnyBunny7340: heeeey
HunnyBunny7340: not kool
SuperScort3000: :-D
SuperScort3000: Can you stay mad at me???
SuperScort3000: *puppy eyes*
HunnyBunny7340: u ever been middle named twice in one day?
SuperScort3000: hahahahah
HunnyBunny7340: what!?
SuperScort3000: middle named.
SuperScort3000: funny shit.
SuperScort3000: I"m seriously laughing my ass off right now.
SuperScort3000: lol
HunnyBunny7340: u best stop, you dont have much 2 lose




This is a funny conversation between me and Amber about her Uncle Bill.

Arz0405: lol so, now that u meet bill...ur turnin gay rite? lol
SuperScort3000: lol
SuperScort3000: Not quite.
SuperScort3000: He's funny.
Arz0405: hahah i know! hes a goon
SuperScort3000: What a nerd.
SuperScort3000: lol
Arz0405: lol yup
SuperScort3000: hehe
SuperScort3000: Julie's lucky...he's a one in a million find.
SuperScort3000: lol
Arz0405: he's ur bestest friend
SuperScort3000: I wish.
Arz0405: hahaha he is
SuperScort3000: Sweet!
Arz0405: haha
Arz0405: he is the coolest person on EARTH
SuperScort3000: Yeah...there is no disputing that.
Arz0405: haha yup
Arz0405: we gots a club goin for him
SuperScort3000: lol
SuperScort3000: I know.
Arz0405: lol MAYBE i can teach u how to be cool enough like him to be in the clugb
Arz0405: club*
SuperScort3000: I dunno...that's a pretty big step for only meeting him once.
Arz0405: hahaha
SuperScort3000: This is something that takes practice.
SuperScort3000: Years and years of training.
Arz0405: hahaha yes yes it does
SuperScort3000: But I"ll work with you slowly...
SuperScort3000: And you can learn me a thing or two.
Arz0405: lol maybe by the time ur.....30 u can be just like him
Arz0405: lol
SuperScort3000: Ohh....I'm gunna seize that day...
Arz0405: haha good goal
Arz0405: lol but hey, i gots go to "join" family now...
SuperScort3000: Alright.
SuperScort3000: Have fun.
Arz0405: so i guess i'll talk to ya later...lol by the way, bill is over!!!
Arz0405: lol
SuperScort3000: Luck you!!!
SuperScort3000: ;-)
SuperScort3000: Tell him I say hi.
SuperScort3000: lol
Arz0405: lol i know! THE luckest girl
Arz0405: lol mmk
Arz0405: will do
SuperScort3000: haha
SuperScort3000: Thanks.
Arz0405: sure
Arz0405: ight i'll ttyl
Arz0405: buhbye
SuperScort3000: Bye.